The history of Neerg island

Neerg Island Timeline (not complete)
BF: BEFORE FISH
AD: AFTER DUCKS
Pre-world war 0.1: The Island is the first to be formed. Tis empty.
1700000000 BF: World war 0.1
12000BF: The Zogfulefs invade
12040BF: The Zogfulefs invent the time machine
12690: In the battle of random and various types of hat; all the Zogfulefs hands are cut off. They are overthrown by the magic carrots 100’s of cousins
12520BF: The blue severed hands collect in a weird marsh. Everyone began to speak Telefonse. (This later developed into Neergish)
1270BF: The magic carrots cousins find they have a stowaway and banish him (Darth Dadcula) to a cave.
89AD: The Wisstians randomly appear on the bit that is now the sock tree forest and begin to pointlessly trek to the other side of the island.
90AD: The singing cows start a barn dance
10AD: The bog monster and TT arrive and build the magic castle. (Time lapse due to time machine)
240AD: After a massive fight the key to the magic castle (the magic carrot) is lost. The bog monster and TT are forced to work for the Wisstians. Also being forced to follow Wisstianity, but secretly they still follow the 3 R’s set down by the Zogfulefs religious leaders.
The time of the Spanish armada: Lots of random people crash on the island.
20060AD: The magic carrot is found again.
Before being eaten by a hamster
20090AD: Civil war breaks out, between Carrots and Wisstians
20100AD: The end of war. The mice take over the island and crash the cow’s party.
31090AD: Cheat Gnomes change the national language to runes
42070AD: The talking trees overthrow the cheat gnomes
59000AD: The severed hands are eaten when they attack the seagulls
59100AD: Nicolas’ mother comes to earth
59200AD: Nicolas’ mother leaves earth
A dog breaks the land speed record (data now invalid)